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    The Tarot Root: Week of January 17, 2016
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 17, 2016
    • 2 min

    The Tarot Root: Week of January 17, 2016

    Ace of Pentacles Welcome back to the Tarot Root, your weekly spot to wonder, "Is it written in the cards?" The answer is probably, "No,"...
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    Baking & Beer | Puff the Magic Pastry
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 15, 2016
    • 4 min

    Baking & Beer | Puff the Magic Pastry

    Ok guys. I was really hoping to post the recipe for a Galette des Rois on Baking & Beer today (It's our special January cake!), but let...
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    Places to Go in 2016
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 14, 2016
    • 3 min

    Places to Go in 2016

    Every once in a while, there are tiny events mixed into the goings-on of the day-to-day make you stop, take a look at your life, and say,...
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    The Greatest Food Bar of All
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 12, 2016
    • 3 min

    The Greatest Food Bar of All

    I'm not going to keep you guessing. It's a meatball bar. I am a big fan of food bars at parties. I like the variety, the you-do-you...
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    The Tarot Root: Week of January 10, 2016
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 10, 2016
    • 2 min

    The Tarot Root: Week of January 10, 2016

    The Fool Reversed The Tarot Root is a weekly installment in which we will post the card Lizzie and Rachel pulled at their Sunday night...
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    Baking & Beer! | I "Choux's" You!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 8, 2016
    • 6 min

    Baking & Beer! | I "Choux's" You!

    Welcome to the first edition of Baking & Beer! Tell me - how do you spend your Friday evenings? I get to the end of the week and i...
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    The "Highlights" of Paris: A Punny Treasure Hunt
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 7, 2016
    • 4 min

    The "Highlights" of Paris: A Punny Treasure Hunt

    This is the third Queer Martha treasure hunt that takes you to some of the hidden gems of Paris. Check out the Romantic Treasure Hunt...
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    Learn to Cocktail: Rusty Nail and Rob Roy
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 6, 2016
    • 4 min

    Learn to Cocktail: Rusty Nail and Rob Roy

    Some things I don't know how to do I am more than happy to let other people do for me. Changing a tire, for example. Other things I don't...
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    Queer Martha's Guide for Auto Emergency Preparedness
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 5, 2016
    • 4 min

    Queer Martha's Guide for Auto Emergency Preparedness

    2016 is not even a week old and already it has shown up to my party drunk. I said, "Go home, 2016, you are drunk!" 2016 slurred, "I can't...
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    Winter Doldrums be Damned
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 1, 2016
    • 3 min

    Winter Doldrums be Damned

    At the end of today, the holidays are pretty much over. I say "pretty much" because technically Christmas lasts until the 6th of January...
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    Tiny, Delicious Homeowners
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 31, 2015
    • 3 min

    Tiny, Delicious Homeowners

    On the Sunday after Christmas, I decided it was high time to make a gingerbread house. I know what you are thinking. "The Sunday AFTER...
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    2016: Create
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 31, 2015
    • 3 min

    2016: Create

    I believe in making new year's resolutions. I mean, look, New Year's is a made-up holiday that falls too close to Christmas to feel...
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    Christmas Leftovers for Brunch!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 25, 2015
    • 2 min

    Christmas Leftovers for Brunch!

    The day after a big holiday meal, thoughts of sugar plums leave your head and are promptly replaced by two new thoughts. The first is,...
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    Christmas Eve Reflections on Holiday Cheer
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 24, 2015
    • 2 min

    Christmas Eve Reflections on Holiday Cheer

    The holidays are not always easy. Even when you love Christmas as freaking much as I do, there are times when the holidays are hard....
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    Foolproof Way to Spread Holiday Cheer: Gambling!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 23, 2015
    • 3 min

    Foolproof Way to Spread Holiday Cheer: Gambling!

    In this post we will also address family-friendly ways to celebrate Christmas together such as gambling and playing with fire. Since I...
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    Christmas in the Time of Climate Change
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 22, 2015
    • 6 min

    Christmas in the Time of Climate Change

    If you have read previous posts on Queer Martha, you are most likely very aware of how much I love Christmas. I start to get excited...
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    The Most Tedious Cake in the Galaxy
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 18, 2015
    • 5 min

    The Most Tedious Cake in the Galaxy

    Tell me: what did you do last Friday night? Did you apply sliced almonds one by one to a giant pineapple cream dome until 2AM? Awesome. I...
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    It's True. All of It: Star Wars Party Part 2
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 17, 2015
    • 6 min

    It's True. All of It: Star Wars Party Part 2

    Not sure if you have all heard, but there is a new movie that was just released about robots and heros with laser swords that is rumored...
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    Shuffleboard Mortal Combat
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 15, 2015
    • 3 min

    Shuffleboard Mortal Combat

    This is a story about honor. Specifically, this is a story about honor lost. There is a legend in my family that I hold close to my...
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    Chestnuts: You Should Eat Them
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 14, 2015
    • 4 min

    Chestnuts: You Should Eat Them

    I freaking love chestnuts. Chestnuts! Not just something to sing about roasting over an open fire. Not just something to buy off a city...
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