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    Magical Milford: a Queer Martha Mini-Guide to the Poconos
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Mar 16, 2016
    • 5 min

    Magical Milford: a Queer Martha Mini-Guide to the Poconos

    My mother always said, "Everything changes once you hit the Poconos." She was talking about weather patterns, and I suppose there are...
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    Why Aren't Hospitals More Like Hotels?
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Mar 15, 2016
    • 5 min

    Why Aren't Hospitals More Like Hotels?

    Or like cruise ships, really? I can't get this thought out of my head since I went to visit a family member at the hospital recently. She...
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    Baking & Beer | Coconut Peanut Butter Cups
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Mar 11, 2016
    • 4 min

    Baking & Beer | Coconut Peanut Butter Cups

    Sometimes you don't need to break open a beer when you start baking because sometimes you are already a bit tipsy when you come home, you...
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    Alligators are Amazing: A mini-guide to Jacksonville and St. Augustine, Florida
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Mar 9, 2016
    • 4 min

    Alligators are Amazing: A mini-guide to Jacksonville and St. Augustine, Florida

    Did you know that Jacksonville is the largest city in the contingent United States by land mass? I know - that's crazy! Did you know that...
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    Putting Buns in the Oven: First Steps
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Mar 8, 2016
    • 4 min

    Putting Buns in the Oven: First Steps

    In this series, we will explore Queer Martha's adventures in starting a queer family using love, humor, and artificial insemination. The...
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    Gingko Nuts: I Think I am Doing it Wrong.
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 22, 2016
    • 3 min

    Gingko Nuts: I Think I am Doing it Wrong.

    There is a grocery store Rachel and I love to go to in Philadelphia called Hung Vuong. This is a magical place that has something for the...
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    The Remains of the Old Paris
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 16, 2016
    • 2 min

    The Remains of the Old Paris

    He will be remembered as an urbanist historian, a genuine romanticist, a lover of Paris, a Balzac of the camera, from whose work we can...
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    Baking & Beer | Chocolate Mousse Cake
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 15, 2016
    • 6 min

    Baking & Beer | Chocolate Mousse Cake

    Well, Valentine's Day has come and gone, and I took none of my own advice. Instead, Rachel and I pretty much slept all day. And that, my...
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    Personality Tests for People Who Hate Personality Tests
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 11, 2016
    • 3 min

    Personality Tests for People Who Hate Personality Tests

    I can't tell you why people are obsessed with personality tests, and I certainly won't pretend to be immune to the fascination. In fact,...
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    Baking & Beer | 3 Ingredient Foolproof Crêpes!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 7, 2016
    • 5 min

    Baking & Beer | 3 Ingredient Foolproof Crêpes!

    Hello and welcome back to Baking & Beer! In this post we are going to demystify crêpes! Let me tell you some of the ways that crêpes are...
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    Try Something New: Idioms for (almost) Every Occasion
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 6, 2016
    • 6 min

    Try Something New: Idioms for (almost) Every Occasion

    Words are important. You know what is more important? Words that don't mean what they are supposed to mean. That's right, folks, we're...
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    Queer Martha's Queer Ideas for Celebrating Valentine's Day
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 3, 2016
    • 8 min

    Queer Martha's Queer Ideas for Celebrating Valentine's Day

    Happy February everyone! We made it 1/12 of the way through 2016, and I am proud of us. Of course, as soon as February enters our field...
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    The Tarot Root: Week of January 31, 2016
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Feb 1, 2016
    • 2 min

    The Tarot Root: Week of January 31, 2016

    IX of Swords Reversed It feels like very little time went by since the last Tarot Root we did together here. More and more lately I've...
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    Baking & Beer | Baguettes!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 30, 2016
    • 6 min

    Baking & Beer | Baguettes!

    So we are a day off of our normal Friday Baking & Beer edition, but it's been a weird week. With all the snow that hit the East coast, I...
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    A Comprehensive Guide to Winter Coats
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 30, 2016
    • 7 min

    A Comprehensive Guide to Winter Coats

    You probably know this by now: I love winter. The chilling wind whipping through my body and preventing me from breathing makes me feel...
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    The Best Snow Day Fried Chicken
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 27, 2016
    • 6 min

    The Best Snow Day Fried Chicken

    Hello from the winter wonderland that is Philadelphia! Ok, so most of the pretty snow has gone away and I am left only with the memories...
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    The Tarot Root: Week of January 24, 2016
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 24, 2016
    • 2 min

    The Tarot Root: Week of January 24, 2016

    Judgement Welcome back to the Tarot Root! It's a big week, my witchy friends, because we've got Judgement to guide us through the next...
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    Baking & Beer | Long Live the King Cake
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 22, 2016
    • 5 min

    Baking & Beer | Long Live the King Cake

    Hello and welcome to the third installment of Baking & Beer! In this series we crack open bottles like we crack open eggs. I'm going to...
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    Down Alleys and Up Stairs of Philadelphia
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 20, 2016
    • 10 min

    Down Alleys and Up Stairs of Philadelphia

    Let me start by saying this: Philadelphia is a magical city. When John Adams came to Philadelphia from Boston back in the fall of 1774,...
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    I tried Framebridge! You Should, too!
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Jan 18, 2016
    • 5 min

    I tried Framebridge! You Should, too!

    Happy end of Monday everyone! You may not know this about me, but it probably won't come as a surprise to you: I love nice frames. I am...
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