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    A Christmas Decoration Personality Assessment
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 15, 2016
    • 3 min

    A Christmas Decoration Personality Assessment

    I realized as I left my house this morning that my Christmas decorations say a lot about me. Then I thought that Christmas decorations, in general, must be a pretty accurate reflection of the decorator. They represent your tastes - good and bad, your creativity and resourcefulness, your willingness to pay for something fleeting and superfluous, and your spatial reasoning skills. Christmastime gives us so much, including, as of today, the opportunity for a foolproof personalit
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    The Art of Table Setting (circa 1968)
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Aug 27, 2016
    • 5 min

    The Art of Table Setting (circa 1968)

    The greatest gift ever has entered my life. Friends, let me introduce you to the most intelligently written and thought-provoking book I have ever had the good fortune to hold between my hands: New Trends in Table Settings... and Period Designs, Too by the one-and-only Mrs. Lucy Staley. Tony, my dear friend and colleague (and co-collaborator on a soon-to-be YouTube runaway hit - we haven't started this yet. Details are forthcoming), gave me this book after he spotted it in hi
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    Tiny, Delicious Homeowners
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 31, 2015
    • 3 min

    Tiny, Delicious Homeowners

    On the Sunday after Christmas, I decided it was high time to make a gingerbread house. I know what you are thinking. "The Sunday AFTER Christmas?" Yes, the Sunday after Christmas. I know gingerbread houses are primarily used as gaudy holiday decor, but the fact of the matter is that gingerbread houses are delicious all year long. I say that with a lot of certainty, but the truth of the matter is that I never made a gingerbread house before this week. Sure, growing up we made
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    DIY Christmas Banners! For Every Era-themed Dinner Imaginable! (or just two)
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Dec 9, 2015
    • 4 min

    DIY Christmas Banners! For Every Era-themed Dinner Imaginable! (or just two)

    Ok, Christmas is totally a time for traditions, yes. I am the biggest tradition stickler out there. Growing up, my brother and I had this ornament on our Christmas Tree that we called Seek Secret. Seek Secret was a little pompom creature (maybe a bear?) that lived inside a plastic canvas yarn box. It looked more or less exactly like this. Seek Secret was the shit. He lived inside his little box all season long, and on Christmas morning we would open the box and let Seek Secre
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    Printable & Customizable Advent Calendar
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Nov 18, 2015
    • 2 min

    Printable & Customizable Advent Calendar

    I think we can all agree that there is nothing more special than an advent calendar (we've already been over this.). Advent calendars are the freaking shit. In fact, I think we should have advent calendars to celebrate the coming of all sorts of things. I can't believe I didn't think of that before. That's a fucking brilliant idea. I will have advent calendars to count down the days until President's Day. And Voting Day. And my birthday. You are probably saying, "Lizzie, they
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    Winter is coming with its advent calendars
    Lizzie Hessek
    • Nov 3, 2015
    • 2 min

    Winter is coming with its advent calendars

    So, in the winter it is harder than ever to get out of bed. And I am known around our house for being particularly tricky to wake up and get going. You can't be nice to me to get me out of bed. I'll just trick you into laying back down and cuddling with me. Don't be too strict, either, or I will stay in bed just to spite you. There is a happy medium that involves Robyn or Tegan and Sara blasting from the cell phone speaker and you making coffee in the next room and promising
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