I'm not going to keep you guessing. It's a meatball bar.
I am a big fan of food bars at parties. I like the variety, the you-do-you mentality. When I was little I didn't even know that Wendy's served hamburgers because I was so into their salad bar. I didn't eat anything at the salad bar except those little ham cubes and vanilla pudding, but that was what was so magical about the salad bar - I didn't have to! I did me! I have not been back to Wendy's since the demise of the salad bar. I don't think I could ever be satisfied knowing that those little ham cubes were once an option.
I've been to clam bake bars, mashed potato bars, candy bars, trail mix bars, and ice cream bars like the best of them. Hell, we've even had a cruise-ship themed party that included a nacho bar, hot dog bar, and fondue bar. But my eyes and heart and mind have all been open by the delight that is the meatball bar.
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